(AGGRESSIVELY CHICKEN DANCES TOWARDS YOU)
LOOK WHAT I MADE
i fucking snorted oh mY GOD
This is the most amazing thing oh my God
(via sellingfreckles)
| talks to parent before talking to small child: | oh my, what a lovely young person you are, wouldn't you agree Jimmy? |
| talks to small child before talking to parent: | stay the fuck away from my jimmy you pedophile omg you're out to abduct my kid |
i wish i could get paid for complaining
(Source: nishlo, via ohhhh-wow-lovely)
the nominees are
- leonardo dicaprio
- leonardo dicaprio
- leonardo dicaprio
- leonardo dicaprio
- leonardo dicaprio
and the winner is *opens envelope*
- adele
I hate to turn up out of the blue uninvited
(Source: darrynek, via ohhhh-wow-lovely)
war kills people from the inside out sometimes
“In war, there are no unwounded soldiers.”
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